Myras Mysterier

Ett av mina absoluta favorituttryck är 'shit'. Vare sig jag vill eller inte så hoppar detta ord ur mun på mig. I tid och otid. Inte alltid så lämpligt kanske, men för det mesta väl passande. ;)

Var nyss inne och läste hos Nika, och snor den rakt av! :

The most functional english word

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,
forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell
the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit,
shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit,
the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other
times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.